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Life is a long road on a short journey. Among them is the metaphor of life as a battle. Try not to think of life in these terms because, if you regard life as a struggle, it will become one, and you will have little joy. It is far better to think of life as a journey in which the difficulties are hills to climb. The hills are there for a reason even if you don’t know what that reason is , and the sense of satisfaction after climbing the hill is almost always worth the effort. Turner — , The Grammar Curmudgeon, a. After all life is after all; it is not what you make it, but what it makes you.

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Sunshower Photography The best baby shower games are first and foremost fun. This way, everyone has a chance to be the center of attention. Have more than one prize ready for each game, just in case! Who Knows Mommy Best?

Hooked on Cryptograms [Henry Hook] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. “I’ve put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries.” James Joyce said that about his Ulysses.

A lot of people have relationship patterns which means that they have an awareness of what they are likely to do. Basically, it can be an indicator of negative energy from someone that may result in being possessive, controlling, jealous etc. They need to take you down off the pedestal and be on an even footing otherwise it creates a healthy imbalance where you appear to be looking down.

I have so much love to give and I know I can help him to see his potential. Maybe I should downplay my needs…. Nobody will love you the way that I do. He is loving me the best that anybody can and I should be grateful. He knows that he will screw up your life if you hang around. I wish I had met you before I met her. I have nothing to offer you.

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Dingo[ edit ] Dingo, appearing in “Wimp on the Barbie”, is Rocko’s former bully. In the episode, Rocko explains that he fled to the United States to escape from Dingo. When Rocko’s mother calls to tell him that he is coming to visit, Rocko panics, afraid Dingo will come to the United States and continue to bully him there. When Dingo arrives at Rocko’s house, he reveals himself as a member of a Hare Krishna -esque cult that opposes all types of violence and that he is now at peace with everyone, and is now known as “Foofy No-No”.

His ears are also gone when he visits Rocko.

First off, the only thing I’m aware of their involvement in Sandy Hook at all is that they had two kids enrolled at the school, but neither were victims (when the names are compared to the victim list).

I love it when you make me giggle And when we romp and play I love it when you tickle me And chase my fears away But most of all, I love it, daddy, When you kneel with me to pray Daddy, I just love you! He’s someone who listens, A dad can be one Of your very best friends! He’s proud of your triumphs, But when things go wrong, A dad can be patient And helpful and strong.

In all that you do A dad’s love plays a part – There’s always a place for him Deep in your heart – And each year that passes, You’re even more glad, Just to call him your dad! Sometimes your steps are very fast sometimes they are hard to see, so walk a little slower daddy, For you are leading me. Someday when I’m all grown up you are what I want to be, then I will have a little child who will want to follow me. I would want to lead just right and know that I was true, so walk a little slower daddy, For I must follow you!

A mother is born, too of course, but at least for her it’s a gradual process. Body and soul, she has nine months to get used to what’s happening. She becomes what’s happening. But for even the best-prepared father, it happens all at once. On the other side of a plate-glass window, a nurse is holding up something roughly the size of a loaf of bread for him to see for the first time. What’s known is what’s shown from sunset to sunrise.

A foundation built on more than just what is spoken.

More Translations: I Don’t Want To Hurt You, You’re Out of My League and other such sayings…

It all has to do with the delivery. You can take even the most serious saying and delivered in the right tone at the right moment, it can be hilarious. However, even the funniest Irish or Gaelic Saying, delivered badly can be received in silence. I should also point out that both serious and funny Gaelic sayings are not to be treated as something sacred.

Dear Bernice, Thanks for visiting my web site. It just so happens that I am working on a rainbow afghan now. I find the easiest way to join the pieces together is with a yarn needle and just use the whip stitch.

At times you,ll feel like you,ve entered twilight zone, but just grin and bare it we promise you,ll get home. So thanks for chaperoning and coming on this excursion appreciations are sent your way of that you can be certain! Candle – To remind you to always “shine” Cotton Balls – To cushion any rough roads. Fireball – To replace the energy you’ll use up each game. Glitter – To remind you to keep positive thoughts, and always sparkle.

Gum – To remind you to “stick” together as a team. Milky Way – To remind you to reach for the stars, and follow your dreams. Peanuts – it,s OK to be a little nutty sometimes Rubber band – To remind you, in order to get along with each other, we must all stay flexible; a reminder to stretch before jumping. Smiley Face – To help you out when you think you can’t smile even for one more minute; for putting on a smile, even when you don,t feel like it. Starburst – To remind you, that you’ll always be a star in my book.

Tape – To fix any last minute emergencies.

A List of English Phrases and Sayings

January 29, iStock Outside of cats making their home in empty shipping boxes, no packaging tool has brought more joy to consumers than Bubble Wrap, which has been protecting fragile goods—and relieving stress—with its air-filled chambers since In , an engineer named Al Fielding and a Swiss inventor named Marc Chavannes wanted to bring a wallpaper to market with a raised texture. As an experiment, they glued two shower curtains together, sealing them so tightly that air bubbles were created.

Life is the hyphen between matter and spirit. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot. ~Ashleigh Brilliant.

Also Bull dust B. Back blocks out in the – Anywhere away from the big cities and towns. Back door bandit – Homosexual male. Also pillow biter, Vegemite driller, fag, homo, poofter, date packer. Back o’ Bourke – Anywhere away from the big cities and towns. Back of beyond – Anywhere away from the big cities and towns Backchat – Talking back to someone in a rude or insolent manner.

Obsolete Bag – Uncomplimentary term for a woman or to criticize something. Bald as a bandicoot – Bald. Also chrome dome, flies skating rink, curly etc. Ball and chain – A reference to one’s wife – referred to in her absence. Also an expression of disbelief – ‘That’s a load of balls!

Funny Irish Sayings about Life and Love

Buy this poster at Art. A carnivore’s protein-rich diet produces relatively small amounts of intensely stinky gas because proteins contain lots of sulfur. A dog’s or cat’s farts are rarely audible, but the odor is overwhelming. I have asked biologists why dogs and cats generally fart silently, and their theories include: My vet tells me that if a cat farts audibly, it could be a sign of pathology.

Large herbivorous animals such as cows, horses and elephants, on the other hand, produce vast quantities of relatively non-stinky fart gas.

Funny graduation quotes for high school and college graduates. Make ’em laugh when they read your quotations and leave a lasting impression.

I’ll swab your poop deck. Honk if you like my booty. Me buried treasure is in me pocket. Vacation equals Arrrrrr N Arrrrrr Avast! Walk the plank, wench, and then ride it. Pirates do it harrrrrder! Here are some other pirate sayings: Touch my loot, feel my boot. Touch me parrot, me bite your carrot. Save thee Bilge rats! Let’s drink grog before the fog. Me wooden leg has termites. Pirate Quotes I’m a pirate.